Police investigate human waste found in coke cans

Coke is really bad for you. Especially when human waste is found in Coca-Cola cans.

Police are investigating a sickening discovery in an Irish bottling factory that saw human waste found in a batch of Coca-Cola cans. The discovery was made at one of the company’s factories in Northern Ireland. Employees at the Lisburn soda plant made the discovery when some of the contaminated cans jammed one of their machines.

The company suspended all processing as soon as they discovered the sickening truth and removed all the contaminated cans. Coca-Cola has emphatically stated that none of the affected cans made it to shop shelves.